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| Here on Fibber Island, our house is made of pie. Our dog is 2 miles wide and all he talks about is pie.
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| Fleas are good,
Fleas are great,
I have had fleas,
Since I turned eight,
They itch so good,
They are so fun,
They keep me company,
And I'm not the only one,
I also have some lice,
They aren't nearly so cool,
Because they once were found,
Out by the nurse at School,
So if you ask me,
I think fleas are the best,
As far as other parasites,
You can forget the rest.
P.S. Thrice is a rocking band
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| When a frog leans down to drink from the water, it is not mountain he
is standing on, just like it is not an avalanche is he worrying about,
but rather the fly and it's egg can stop the life cycle of the frog, if
it is caught unwary.
The wildebeast tramples through the grass, leaving footprints behind him that will eventually gather water and become puddles.
Not all the creatures of the jungle can be crafty like the bunny
rabbits, but rather most rely on other methods, such as being brown.
Shaal likes cheese.
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| Shaal has this horrible itch in and around its anus. It is
accompanied by a nasty red and purple rash that has postules that seep
this yellowish brown liquid. Shaal is not quite sure what it is,
but it doesn't smell or taste good. Shaal just thought you should
know.
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| Shaal is not very happy about the excessive cursing of a few mentally
handicapped Jr. High students on it's site. Shaal would like it
if you go ahead and castrate yourself so that there is no possibility
of your obviously inferior genetic strain moving on to another
generation.
In other news Shaal has a new box to live in. This one used to
house flowers so it smells nice. It is a lot better than Shaal's onion
box. Shaal now uses that as a garage.
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